WhatWhyHow???

This year, I set myself the foolish task of trying to write something every day, and what you see here is the result. None of this is finished, polished, or in any way good. It's usually a few lines at the end of the day when I'm tired, my head's broken, and this nonsense spills out of it onto the page. Feel free to comment away, and if you think anything has any potential then let me know and I might have a go at working on it further.

But hang on, where's the first month? You've ripped us off! I hear you say... Well, yes. I have been writing since the beginning of January, but it's taken me a while to get the blog up, so everything here is a month old.

Thursday, 8 December 2016

Two terrible limericks

There was a penguin from Antarctica
Who didn't know how it should start-a-car,
It pecked at the clutch,
Which didn't do much,
And so it's still stuck in Antarctica.

There was an old man at the Pole
Who constantly begged, borrowed and stole,
His reindeer groaned under
The weight of his plunder
As he flew them all over the globe.
Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)