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This year, I set myself the foolish task of trying to write something every day, and what you see here is the result. None of this is finished, polished, or in any way good. It's usually a few lines at the end of the day when I'm tired, my head's broken, and this nonsense spills out of it onto the page. Feel free to comment away, and if you think anything has any potential then let me know and I might have a go at working on it further.

But hang on, where's the first month? You've ripped us off! I hear you say... Well, yes. I have been writing since the beginning of January, but it's taken me a while to get the blog up, so everything here is a month old.

Sunday, 4 December 2016

Menmes and Menus

Three weeks to make one sauce,
You can tell it's Christmas.
The endless cycle of cutting and cooking.
Still don't really know what to make,
But there's bound to be gravy.
There's always gravy.
A pie? - Too dry.
Nut roast? - More common than most.
Cauliflower steak? - We'd be gassed before cake.
Root vegetable stew? - I wouldn't if I were you.
Tarte tatin? - That's not in the plan.
Squash boiled in Coke? - Is that some kind of joke?
Cheese and leek plait? - More festive than that!
Cranberry kedgeree? - What? Are you kidding me?
Well I give up, it's your turn to try. - How about pie?
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