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This year, I set myself the foolish task of trying to write something every day, and what you see here is the result. None of this is finished, polished, or in any way good. It's usually a few lines at the end of the day when I'm tired, my head's broken, and this nonsense spills out of it onto the page. Feel free to comment away, and if you think anything has any potential then let me know and I might have a go at working on it further.

But hang on, where's the first month? You've ripped us off! I hear you say... Well, yes. I have been writing since the beginning of January, but it's taken me a while to get the blog up, so everything here is a month old.

Tuesday, 27 December 2016

Mary had a crocodile

Mary had a crocodile
Its skin was green and scaly
She kept it calm and docile
With her six-string ukulele.

She sung it songs and nursery rhymes
It kept time with its tail
She walked it through the park
Every lunchtime without fail.

But then one Thursday morning
Her highest C-string broke
The crocodile's eyes flickered
And its tail stopped mid-stroke.

Mary had a crocodile
Or should I rather say
The crocodile had Mary
For lunch on that Thursday.
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