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This year, I set myself the foolish task of trying to write something every day, and what you see here is the result. None of this is finished, polished, or in any way good. It's usually a few lines at the end of the day when I'm tired, my head's broken, and this nonsense spills out of it onto the page. Feel free to comment away, and if you think anything has any potential then let me know and I might have a go at working on it further.

But hang on, where's the first month? You've ripped us off! I hear you say... Well, yes. I have been writing since the beginning of January, but it's taken me a while to get the blog up, so everything here is a month old.

Wednesday, 30 November 2016

Catechism

Black as soot and just as soft
The woolen carapace wraps your form
Quiet as night's collapse you flee
The sermon and the hawthorn.

The writing pressed into your palm
The eagle's head upon your back,
The devil take you now for sure,
You and all your tracts.

Tuesday, 29 November 2016

Advent

Picking and packing the pieces
Filling the envelopes one by one
Like blind mice leading a grizzled cat.
Equality is sacrosanct,
One piece out of place a morning disaster.
I need tweezers for a job like this,
Fingers too fat and cold,
Pinch too hard and all is lost.
There, carefully drop and seal.
Another done, 23 yet to come.

Monday, 28 November 2016

Chilly tonight

The frost is hard on hoary ground
As salt is thrown and boots crunch grass.
There's nothing in these whitened morns
To warm the heart as seasons pass.

Ears and fingers burn alike
With cold worse than any fire,
As head plunged into the wind I stride
In a wardrobe full of wool attire.

Sunday, 27 November 2016

An urgent undoing

Gently, gently,
Stop at the pain,
The sickness born of raging nerves
Enflamed and bent
Those muscles rent and torn from health.
Take care of yourself, your limbs
That guide and carry
Day to day are worn,
Tired of movement.
The weary neck for too long
Bore aloft your golden head
And now rebels.
Telling its own tale,
Singing to be heard
Through stabs and fatal electric jolts
Triggering the brain.
Triggering the pain.

Saturday, 26 November 2016

HM

The glass is thicker,
Harder to parse
As she moves as a muffled shadow behind.
Colours bleed and blend,
Shapes become her
As she moves east along the balcony.
Dressed in pink
She seems surprised
Thousands upon thousands raucously greet her
Flags raised and waved.
She reflects them,
Smiling and waving
Uncharacteristically, anachronistically
Warm and proud of her people
Only to be upstaged.
Resentment is born behind that smile.

Friday, 25 November 2016

Shutting down

Close those apps,
Put them away,
They're probably meaningless anyway.
Let Facebook sleep,
It's your turn, too,
I'm sure no one will notice if you do.
Power it down,
Let fall the lid,
It's time for bed and time you did.
Close those eyes,
Put cares away,
They can wait for another day.

It's time to sleep.

Thursday, 24 November 2016

A good day

Full,
Replete,
Quite enough to eat.
Round,
Rotund,
Rolling and jocund.
Calm,
Content,
Time well spent.

Wednesday, 23 November 2016

Weekends

The weekly sigh of relief
Breath out, it's over
Curl another page of the book.
Line up what's done and let it go,
Give those things time
While you take pause.
Breathe in the comfort of the familiar
And rest.

Tuesday, 22 November 2016

The game

God, the euphoria
As the final card's played
The table is clear
The last hand laid.
I can see how gamblers
Become so enrapt
When it falls into place
And the last piece snaps.
After losing for weeks
And casting blame
There are smiles all round,
We won the game!

Monday, 21 November 2016

Windy

Fart, parp, bottom belch,
Let's get that out of the way,
I'm talking about the ferocious wind
That's plaguing me today.

It started not that long ago
While passing some young ragamuffin
On the streets of Lewes
When my bum began a-puffin'.

I quickly scuttled off while he
Was coughing in my noxious wake,
I've never left such virulent gas,
Why start now, for goodness' sake.

But little did I know that
It would only become worse
As my derriere decanted
Gross emissions like a curse.

Clouds of steam erupted
From my trousers in the cold
And as the day went on
Those vapours multiplied tenfold.

Lonesome bees fell from the air,
Cats went into mass hysteria,
Dogs trotted up to greet me
While wildly sniffing my posterior.

I ran for home, but as I did
I shook those chemicals in my belly,
And you can probably intuit that
The resultant burst was rather smelly.

But that's where you'd be wrong,
You see, the shaking caused an overload
As all that acid mixed and churned
Until my stomach did explode...

And I awoke in bed with a start
Sweat dripping from my midriff,
It was just a terrible dream, you see
(though there was the echo of a raucous whiff!)


Sunday, 20 November 2016

The touch

The night hymnal
Horse's tail and shake of rein
Sound of bell against the dusk.
The smile creases at your skin
Black hair pulled
Bible gripped.
One hand holds your hat against the wind.
"Not long to go".
Church behind, road ahead,
God be my witness, nothing passed.
The air condensed
You wrapped a shawl
As the clouds wrapped
Around me enrapt.
Hooves, rain, bells and tack,
The constant rhythms gave me pause,
I drifted as we drifted
Out across the rutted track.
Dreaming of blue eyes and blue ice
Cold and cracking.
Your hands are warm.

Saturday, 19 November 2016

Lost

Somewhere at the shops sits an old owl
Alone and sad amongst the shelves
As bustling shoppers come and go
Thinking only of themselves.

The owl stares out at other toys
With a feeling that it doesn't belong
It shouts out a little girl's name
But can't be heard above the throng.

And somewhere far away that girl
Pricks up her ears and looks around
The hairs rise on the back of her neck
As if she's heard a familiar sound.

"Mummy, where's Soft Owl?" asks the girl
And Mummy's stomach turns to stone
Somewhere there's a girl in tears
And somewhere there's an owl alone.

Friday, 18 November 2016

I'm the one

I'm a tyrannosaur with two tiny claws
No one knows what they're there for.
I'm a killer robot sent into the past
I'd fire my laser but my batteries won't last.
I'm a shark rising up from beneath
I'd bite your boat but I'd break my teeth.
I'm a nuclear bomb high up in the sky
Falling so fast but I don't know why.
I'm a knight errant sent into war
But my sword's too heavy to lift from the floor.
I'm a suicide risk with a gun to my head
If I wasn't so scared of life I'd be dead.
I'm a star on the brink of supernova
One more push could tip me over.
I'm the grim reaper playing at chess
Ignoring the board because my hair is a mess.
I'm just a man staring up at the ceiling
Deaf and blind, devoid of feeling.

Thursday, 17 November 2016

First touch of silicon

The machine hums to life
And with a boom-beep
Announces its readiness,
Flashing its cursor.
This is it: a black screen, a glowing prompt.
Daring interaction, but reassuringly dumb.
I press a key and the letter instantly appears.
I press another and another,
Jam my hand down on the keyboard
Producing strings of gibberish.
This is a mechanical mirror for all my words and non-words,
Reflecting genius and idiocy alike.
Imagine the worlds that can be wrought,
Imagine the fusion of mechanical and human brains.
I hit Return to begin my Ovidic opus.
"Syntax error."

Jingling

Dashing through the rain
With a child in each hand
Splashed by puddles again
Today's not going as planned.
Bell on mobile rings
Mummy's train's delayed
Can we grab a few things
And make sure the milkman's paid.

Oh jingle blow, I suppose so
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun we're going to have
On this wet and windy day!

Wednesday, 16 November 2016

Spelunking

The ceiling dips to meet my hand
And fingertips relay its texture
Of moisture hung on damp stone
And heart rock frozen within.
The calyx of a newborn stalagmite
Juts like an anemone.
This limestone is alive
Moving and growing at the pace of ages
Profound and passive
It marks time in drips and echoes.
I pull my hand away
Unwilling to disturb the dark.

Tuesday, 15 November 2016

Misadventure

Death by misadventure
The verdict given here
Is black and white like justice
Though nothing's quite that clear.
The nomenclature covers up
The tracks of history's shame
Where the victor calls the shots
On who's right and who's to blame.
The bias is inherent
In every written word
The only truth is here and now
The past is long disturbed.

Monday, 14 November 2016

Moonlighting

There's a moon out there somewhere
Hidden in the clouds
The weatherman said it's the biggest
Moon we'll see around

A supermoon he called it
But I think it flew away
All I can see in the sky
Is a neutral shade of grey

The biggest moon in 70 years
The dampest of all squibs
I think that silly weatherman
Was telling rotten fibs

Sunday, 13 November 2016

The catch

I caught you like a vampire bat
Dropping from the sky,
A bad disease,
A swarm of fleas,
Or grit blown in my eye.

I caught you like a flat tyre
Driving down the road,
A hornet's sting,
A wedding ring,
Or a plague of falling toads.

I caught you like a catkin
From a hornbeam high above,
A rhino horn,
A cactus thorn,
Or a bad case of love.

Saturday, 12 November 2016

Feeling peckish

Please don't eat me Mr Cannibal,
I don't contain much meat,
My arms are thin and stringy,
My legs are sticks with feet.

Please don't eat me Mr Cannibal,
I'd probably taste quite bitter,
I've never done much exercise,
Always been more of a sitter.

Please don't eat me Mr Cannibal,
I wouldn't cook very well,
I burn in the slightest hint of sun,
That's how I can tell.

Please don't eat me Mr Cannibal,
I don't go with any veg,
Potatoes and peas just make me sneeze,
On that you have my pledge.

Please don't eat me Mr Cannibal,
I'd serve you better alive,
I could fetch you fruits whenever it suits,
And fresh honey from the hive.

Please don't eat me Mr Cannibal,
Have you heard a word I've said?
If you're hungry for a slap-up meal
Eat my friend John instead.

Night visitors

The moon draws blood as it passes
Under a clutch of harpies prowling
Beware those winged knives in the night
And the witch at the window howling.

The wind pushes tears aside
With teeth that nip at fingers
Beware the banshee's keening wail
As those echoes of the underworld linger.

Friday, 11 November 2016

Night waves

We own the rolling ocean waves
The dip and curl and thunderous roar
From silent depths black as the grave
To breakers hammering the shore.
We walk the coastal paths back home,
Wind-bent gorse and marram grass
Laugh at the two of us alone
And whip at our skin as we pass.
The taste of salt is on our lips
As we kiss goodbye at the cottage door
Then we part in the night like ships
Never to link eyes or arms once more.

Thursday, 10 November 2016

Pies

Mincemeat made
Pastry chilled
Rolling pin ready
Flour spilled

Pastry rolled
Cutter pressed
Cracks appearing
Don't get stressed!

Into the tins
Twelve neat cups
Spoons of mincemeat
Filled right up

Into the oven
No lids here
Crumble topping's
The thing this year

Soon the kitchen
Breathes that smell
Of spices, fruits
And booze as well!

Out they come
At frantic pace
Leaked everywhere
Always the case

Leave to cool?
Who does that?
Into the mouth
In seconds flat

Ow! Ow! Ow!
Tongue blazing
Well worth it
Tastes amazing

Wednesday, 9 November 2016

Truth and lies

Above, the sky was blue
But nothing is ever what it seems,
There's a time for selling truths
And a time for selling dreams.

Promises are well and good,
But they cast a shade where lies can grow,
The ground had seemed so firm
But cracks were beginning to show.

Nobody could ever predict
The strength of the river running beneath
Exit paradise,
Enter the garden of disbelief.

Tuesday, 8 November 2016

What you must

Standing at the corner walls
In lurid dress your finger curls
To beckon febrile marks inside
As every blackened flower unfurls

Salome avert your eyes
Hand dealt and frankly played
With sweat and skin in that green light
Ambitions and morals then mislaid

With dark rimmed eyes you stalk the night
Your service to perform
With a basket of lies to choke the cold
And keep your children warm.

Monday, 7 November 2016

The end

Dust to dust we said goodbye
Laid the wreath above you,
Snow fell on that shovelled earth
And stopped the flow of time.

We gathered in a nearby church
Exchanged our tales of life and laughed
At all the things you'd said and done
And papered over cracks.

Sunday, 6 November 2016

Face in a dream

Eyes aglow with winter's fire
Reflections of Aurora's spark
As thunder peels from chasmed skin
That parts in a cavernous scowl.
A single curl juts from a mole
High up on his left jaw side
Limpet-like it grips him
Pulsing as he grinds his teeth.
He turns to spit and leaves an ear
Of dense black hair regarding me
Then turns again and leaves a note
Dull as earthenware, open voweled
"No".

Saturday, 5 November 2016

The Fifth

The flames have come
Held aloft with bitter fingers
They march tradition's beating drum.
Colours together in common cause
With the smell of paraffin rags burning.

Remember! Remember!
The smoke hoarse call
Rings from boarded streets
As black boots tread the hills once more.

In the dark they walk those paths
The light comes first and then the noise
The cordite crack and then the horn.
Beware! Beware!
Bonfire has come.

Friday, 4 November 2016

Tigers

Click clack
They're on their way back
The tigers in the park
Are on the attack
With eyes on fire
And padded claws
The jungle home
For them no more
Where children laugh
Their curious games
The tigers stalk
Their night campaigns
The universe
In pupils shine
The advent of
The cage consigned.

Thursday, 3 November 2016

The break

A shout up the stairs and down I come
Amid the dust and debris lies
The curtain pole with drapes attached
And one poor boy, dark hair dusted white
Looking at me with apologetic eyes
Plaster drops from the wall to the floor
And I don't know what to say.

Wednesday, 2 November 2016

Harry had a headache

Harry had a headache
He had a heavy heart
He didn't know how things would end
Or even how they'd start.

There was a tingle in his fingers
And numbness in his toes
He rubbed his itchy eyes too hard
And bruised his snivelly nose.

He went to see the doctor
Who hailed him as a friend
"Is there something really wrong today,
Or shall we just pretend?"

Harry showed the doc his toenail
And the soreness on his knee
He told the doc he was in shock
But the doctor didn't agree.

"My prescription for you, Harry,
Is to go and drink some soup,
Then to make things right on Thursday night
Attend this support group."

He handed Harry a little card
Which gave him a paper cut
At the sight of blood his head went thud
Like he'd been punched in the gut.

He fell like a sack of spuds,
Banged his head on the doctor's table
And though he strived to save his life
The doctor wasn't able.

Tuesday, 1 November 2016

From F'narg to El Kelcarrow

The goblins of F'narg are angry
They've gone to make war with the elves.
There's no particular reason,
But they're bored of punching themselves.

They crossed the River of Grumble
Where water boils like fire,
They went around Mount Baraduke
Where some of them grew tired.

They bickered and they squabbled
Through the Caves of Korrogo
Some believed North was the quickest route,
Others they said no.

At the Pass of Harmal
They met a wandering mage,
He turned a few of them into pigs
When they were rude about his age.

They slid down the Ice Fields of Noolon
But some of them slid too long
And ended up in the gaping maw
Of a giant snow dugong.

They endured the Deserts of D'ump
Where the sun beat down too hot
Some followed a murderous mirage
A lucky few did not.

In the Slurping Swamps they struggled,
Lost boots and sometimes legs.
The sensible ones turned back for home
And all that were left were the dregs.

At last one goblin arrived
At the elf city of El Kelcarrow
He picked up a stick to throw at the wall
And was slain by a single arrow.