That the man she met for lunch
Was not quite what he professed to be.
He said he worked in finance
With a pied a terre in Penzance
And a cabin by a lake in Italy.
But when the waitress passed the bill
He suddenly took ill
Rushing out the door with half his cake
Leaving Heather there to pay
And forever rue the day
Wondering how she'd made such a mistake.
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