"You've got to use your noodle,"
Said the dachshund to the poodle,
"You can't just blindly follow what they say.
If a stick goes over the edge
Do you jump when they say 'fetch'?
They can't go on having it their own way."
"We need our own collective,
To put this in perspective
A union for dogs whatever breed.
Excuse my Marxist leanings
But we've got to change proceedings,
Some canine communism's what we need."
"They think we're just pets to own,
That they can bribe us with a bone.
Well I tell you now enough's enough.
Can I count you as another?
Are you with me brother?"
To which the poodle drooled and gave a 'wuff'.
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