I met a man that never did
Wear socks upon his feet
But he managed it in such a way
That was ever so discrete.
His trouser length was always
Just a little over sized
And his boots stopped somewhere
Between his ankles and his thighs.
But all of this caused
Problems of perspiration
With the trousers and the boots
Preventing air circulation.
As he ambled through the day
And pedi-temperature rose
A distinctive aroma
Began pooling round his toes.
It increased exponentially
Moisture, smell and heat
'Til he was forced to remove his boots
And we all became aware of his feet.
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