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This year, I set myself the foolish task of trying to write something every day, and what you see here is the result. None of this is finished, polished, or in any way good. It's usually a few lines at the end of the day when I'm tired, my head's broken, and this nonsense spills out of it onto the page. Feel free to comment away, and if you think anything has any potential then let me know and I might have a go at working on it further.

But hang on, where's the first month? You've ripped us off! I hear you say... Well, yes. I have been writing since the beginning of January, but it's taken me a while to get the blog up, so everything here is a month old.

Saturday, 30 January 2016

Soup

I recommend, dear friend, that you do not
Leap into the cooking pot.
For you might find it rather hot
Swimming in the cooking pot.
And rather than hunks in swimming trunks
You'd find only potato chunks,
And bits of onion floating there
That might get tangled in your hair.
You'd burn your bonce and boil your bot
Swimming in the cooking pot.
So, dear friend, I recommend
That you
Do
Not.
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